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You’re ready for a party! Wait, no …
When my best friend from my prison days contacted me, I was genuinely excited. Prison is one of those places that change people. You have to be careful who you keep as friends, but you can make some lasting relationships there if you play your cards right.

“Hey!” Paul said when I opened my front door. He was holding what looked like a bottle of wine.

“Looks like you’re ready for a party!” I said.

“Oh, no, this is the Wine Bottle Stow-Away Umbrella. It just looks like a bottle of wine.”

“Oh …”

“Yeah, I stopped drinking long ago … that’s kind of what led to me going to prison in the first place.”

“Oh …”

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Trademark

Product Features:
•    Looks like a wine bottle when inside case
•    Stylish and functional
•    Full-sized umbrella
•    Compact carrying case
•    No-drip mess with case
•    Strap for hanging bottle
•    Case dimensions: 2 x 2 x 12 inches
•    Umbrella (open) dimensions: 38 x 38 x 23.5 inches

What You Get:
•    Wine Bottle Stow-Away Umbrella (Choice of Yellow, Pink, Red, Black with Flowers, Black with Words)
•    Carrying Case