I was all geared up for combat.
Yesterday I received a phone call from a friend of mine resulting in no less than a full-on challenge for battle.
“Hey I bought the Mazu Kan Combat System … want to battle me?”
I immediately hung up the phone and got equipped. I wasn’t sure what this “Mazu Kan” kind of thing was, but I couldn’t take any chances … I had to go all-out. I went to my closet and picked out the full body armor suit I bought years ago in case of an emergency. Lying next to it was the Smith & Wesson MP7 4.5V CREE HD Tactical Flashlight and my weapon of choice. I combined the two and headed out to my friend’s house under the guise of the night.
When I arrived, I could see he was brushing his teeth; he had no idea I was about to win this challenge. I burst through his bedroom window and threw down a flashbang. In his disorientation I was able to easily disarm him and hold him down.
“Where’s your Mazu Kan battle combat now?” I taunted him.
“Uh, dude … it’s a toy. It’s coming in the mail. What the heck are YOU doing?”
Realizing my error, I still remained steadfast, pointing my weapon at him. After a moment of contemplation, I pulled the trigger and shot my friend in the face with a burst of water.
“Ack! What was that for?” he complained as I performed a victory dance around the room.
“Loserssaywhat?”
“What?”
“Ahahahahahaha!”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: Lifetime PowerTech
Brand: Smith & Wesson
Model: MP7
Product Features:
• All performance ratings have been independently lab tested to ANSI FL1 Standards
• Lumen Output: High 132/Low 51
• Runtime High: Up to 20 Hours to 10% output level
• Runtime Low: Up to 50 Hours to 10% output level
• Anti-Roll Tactical Tail Cap switch provides momentary and constant High/Low/Off Modes
• 1" weapon mountable barrel
• State of the art technology; bright, high-performance CREE LED
• Brilliant white CREE diode lasts forever, no need to replace bulbs
• Requires 3 AAA batteries (included)
What You Get:
• Smith & Wesson MP7 4.5V CREE HD Tactical Flashlight
• Holster
• Pocket Clip
• Wrist Lanyard