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We all must live for the dreams we dream, but when nasty breath gets in the way…oh boy, do we have a problem!
There are times in the morning that I just don’t have time to do anything. I can barely get myself to work on time let alone think about brushing my teeth and in my line of work teeth are very important, if not the most important aspect of my job. Who would want a doorman with ugly teeth right?

It took me years to perfect that gracious doorman grin. You need to get it just right, you know? When I was a kid I would spend hours and hours just standing in front of my mirror, smiling and ushering imaginary shoppers into the greatest store in the world – Rite Aid.

Back then, I actually had the time to take care of the simple things like my teeth. I didn’t have outrageous parties to go to every night, I didn’t have to spend time avoiding the cops for various misdemeanors involving pipe cleaners and confetti filled spray paint cans, I woke up every morning at the crack of dawn so that I could practice my doorman smile and still make it in time for school. And of course I had time to brush my teeth and keep those pearly whites crisp and bright.

Now, I just can’t seem to wake up with more than five minutes to spare, and usually I’m on the couch with half a Cheeto stuck to my cheek. I don’t know if you know this, but Cheetos colored teeth are nasty, especially when you mix that with morning breath – Whewee!! That stuff’s just rank. There was a time that I would just not mind the reek, would take a swig of my stale beer, and be off on my way. But when people stopped smiling at the door, and then started avoiding my Rite Aid altogether, I knew something had to be done.

See, the most time consuming thing with brushing your teeth in the morning is the whole squeezing process. It takes all of .35 seconds to squeeze the exact amount of toothpaste on to my toothbrush, and that is .35 seconds out of my rushed morning. Then, if I missqueeze and put too much or too little paste on the brush, then I’m really screwed. I could try up to five or six times before I get the exact amount and that is a recipe for a morning fiasco. So, you can see why I gave up brushing my teeth altogether for a while.

Now, I have the As Seen On TV Press-N-Brush Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser. Squeezing the toothpaste has never been easier. I can put my toothbrush into the battery-free dispenser and receive the perfect amount of toothpaste every time. I can even multi-task while having my toothpaste squeeze, toothbrush in one hand hairbrush in the other, its really great. Now, I can fall asleep with anything from Cheetos to pepperoni and anchovy pizza in my mouth and still greet customers with those great pearly whites that I have groomed since day one. My doorman dream lives on, thanks to the As Seen On TV Press-N-Brush Automatic Toothpaste Dispenser.

Product Features:
Press-N-Brush Toothpaste hands-free dispenser prevents waste by dispensing the perfect amount of toothpaste.
With this automatic toothpaste dispenser there will be more struggling with messy tubes, fighting for the last drop of paste, or kids leaving behind a morning mess.
Say goodbye to sticky, messy sinks and counters.
Vacuum technology forces out every last drop of toothpaste.
One touch instant toothpaste dispenses perfect amount of toothpaste every time.
The Press-N-Brush is easy to set-up and simple refill.
The dispenser works battery and electricity free, making it energy and cost efficient.
Dispenser uses standard size toothpaste (tubes only).

What You Get:
Press-N-Brush Automatic Toothbrush Dispenser

New Retail Packaging
1 Year Warranty