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Nobody understood how I was able to miss my stop. Honestly, it would blow my mind too if I weren’t me but I am me so my mind only feels a breeze about this mishap. See, I thought that my trip from New York to Arkansas would be a simple one, like most people might, but I never took the travel memory foam pillow into consideration.

Listen, I get a little anxious when I fly and no matter what I do nothing helps, plus last time I flew I majorly overdosed, so I decided that I would take a different approach than my usual paper bag and Benadryl method.
I found this great memory foam neck pillow and I decided to give it a whirl. I thought that maybe that the soft memory foam would give me comfort on my miles high journey. The circular form of the pillow would give my neck the best support, even during my most panicky and spastic moments. I never thought that it would be so comfortable that I would fall into a deep dark sleep that no one would be able to wake me up from until the plane reached its final destination in Yugoslavia.

Did people actually try to wake me up when we arrived in Arkansas? Well, I’m sure they did. I’ve got water stains and some scars that look like burn marks under my chin. I’d say that whipping out the illegal cigarette lighters on a plane would be considered an attempt to wake me up. But now those burn marks are I have to show for that trip.

Instead of going to sleep in my nice room I had reserved at the Red Roof Inn near Lil Rock, I’m sitting here in Yugoslavian customs trying to convince these people that I actually don’t want to come into their country, and I have no interest in exploiting terror on all their husbands, wives, and children despite my rumpled appearance and lack of passport. They don’t seem to get that all I really want is to get back on that plane to Arkansas and be done with this whole ordeal. But, they don’t speak English. It’s going to be a loooong night. I can feel it in my bones. Well, at least I still have my pillow, if nothing else. Maybe I’ll just sleep through this whole nightmare and it’ll be like this never happened. Lemme just get comf…ZZZZZ…

Product Features:
Whether on a bus, plane, train, car, or even at home or in the office, the soft cover of the Memory Foam Travel Neck Pillow will have your neck supported in comfort during the deepest of sleeps.
This Memory Foam Travel Neck Pillow will offer you the greatest amount of comfort available for all your travels, with memory foam that contours to the shape of your body and responds to your body temperature.
With a removable washable cover this pillow is easy and a pleasure to clean.

What You Get:
Memory Foam Travel Neck Pillow

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