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That wasn’t cool. At all.
I was suddenly thrown into an uncontrollable rage. I came back to my apartment in the hopes that I would be eating some delicious strawberries the minute I stepped in the door. The deliciously juicy berries would single handedly make my entire life seem worth it. When I got home, however, I noticed my strawberries sitting in the middle of the floor, completely rotten.

“What the heck is this?” I asked.

“You should have used the As Seen on TV Always Fresh 20 Piece Food Containers!” my girlfriend told me smugly.

“What? What difference does that make? Why weren’t these in the refrigerator where I left them?”

“I don’t know, why don’t you ask them?”

“Fine. Strawberries, why aren’t you in the fridge where I left you?”

“We got bored!”

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For refrigerator or countertop storage
Includes 20 pieces

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