I lurked in the shadows until the right moment.
Everyone loves superheroes. Well…everyone that matters loves superheroes. I knew a person once that told me he didn't love superheroes, that he only thought they were average at best; he went on to live out a meaningless existence. I saw him again one day, but not as myself. No, the next time I saw him, I was under then-guise of my other identity. Born out of the rubble of an unhealthy grill that burned a heightened sense of grilling necessity into my brain, I am the RoboGriller.
With a power generator strapped to my back, I connect it to my George Foreman G-Broil Supreme Electric Nonstick Countertop Grill. My costume resembles a cardboard box robot costume you might see a small child construct for Halloween. It's a little bulky, but my drive to do go in the world far outweighs any actual weight put upon my body. Super strength is not one of my super powers, but it's mind over matter anyway.
In the dark corner of a Subway, I see someone walk into the store, ready to eat fresh. I watch as she orders an Italian BMT and things seem to go well until the Subway employee asks the girl if she wants her sandwich toasted. I could see the look in her eyes; they told me that she didn't want her sandwich toasted in that microwave, but she didn't want it cold either. I waited for her to pay and leave the line before making my move.
As soon as the sandwich was paid for and handed over to her, I lunged out from the darkness and slammed the George Foreman G-Broil onto the sandwich, grilling it perfectly on both sides.
“What the hell?” she exclaimed.
“No need to thank me, that's not why I do this,” I responded, both my hands on my hips.
“Thank you? That grill just fused this plastic bag to my sandwich!” the girl yelled back as I ran out of the store; off to help another person find perfection in their sandwich.
Product Features:
72-square-inch cooking surface
1-1/2-inch float-and-lock hinge
Digital countdown timer
Dishwasher-safe
Double nonstick-coated plates
Sloped design channels fat away from food and into drip tray
Extended metal loop handle
Locking side latches for compact vertical storage
What You Get:
George Foreman GRP72CTTS G-Broil Supreme Electric Nonstick Countertop Grill
Factory Recertified
1 Year Warranty
George Foreman GRP72CTTS G-Broil Supreme Electric Nonstick Grill with Cool Touch Technology, 72® grilling surface & Digital Countdown Timer
Your price:
$35




