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He became stronger each day.
Always the wimp of the class, Lionel vowed to get stronger. Sometime between receiving his fourteenth wedgie of the week and buying a few more packs of underwear at the store, he decided to take some action. Lionel purchased the Ontel ISO 7X Isometric Workout Bar.

“Trying to bulk up a little bit?” the store clerk asked at the register.

“Yeah, I keep getting wedgies at school … oh! I forgot to buy more underwear! Hold on, I’ll be right back!”

Lionel took the Workout Bar home and immediately tried it out. He remarked at how there were 36 different exercises and that he did them for seven seconds each. As the workout commenced, he noticed that his muscles were growing rapidly. The shirt he was wearing tore off, followed by the rest of his clothes and Lionel soon had a body that rivaled Arnold Schwarzenegger. It didn’t stop there, however; his muscles continued to engorge to the point where you could no longer see Lionel’s face or anything on his body that wasn’t muscle. In some twenty minutes, Lionel became the strongest person to have ever lived.

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Ontel
Model: ISO 7X

Product Features:
•    Uses Isometrics - The fastest way to build strength and lean muscle
•    36 different exercises for a total body workout
•    Just 7 seconds per exercise
•    Compact - Store it anywhere
•    Heavy-Duty steel construction
•    Calibrated strength meter
•    Durable nylon pull straps
•    Comfort grip handles

What You Get:
•    Ontel ISO 7X Isometric Workout Bar
•    Wall Chart