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No, not again!
Already annoyed from having to get up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom, I was further disturbed by the sight of a small family of cockroaches occupying my kitchen area. And by small family, I mean something in the 4 to 5 thousand range. Some of them were gigantic, leading me to wonder how they even managed to get into the building.

“Who goes there?” what I assumed was the head cockroach asked me.

“Hey, you’ve got a lot of nerve asking me that kind of question … this is my house!”

“Not anymore … seize him!”

Immediately, thousands of cockroaches swarmed me and took me captive. To make matters worse, I still really had to use the bathroom. The workers, obviously not in any position to make decisions in their clan, did not talk to me, but through the conversation with each other, I could tell that they were bringing me to a small planet just outside the galaxy on which cockroaches were formed.

“Why oh why didn’t I buy the Home Innovations Ultrasonic Pest Repeller 2-Pack when I had the chance?” I lamented.

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Home Innovations

Product Features:
•    Just plug into any standard wall outlet
•    Speaker broadcasts powerful sound waves
•    Sound inaudible to humans and non-rodent pets
•    LED power indicator
•    Use for mice, rats, ants, spiders, roaches
•    Great for the garage, kitchen, office, basement or wherever you have pests

What You Get:
•    2 Home Innovations Ultrasonic Pest Repellers