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He just … didn’t … see him.
Everyone’s head turned as braking tires screeched on the asphalt of a busy intersection. Young Herman Fandango, aged 22, was riding his bike at night without any kind of visibility device. The driver of the car wasn’t able to see Herman until it was too late and they had collided. People gasped and others screamed.

Herman was propelled forward with such force that he broke the ozone layer and ascended into space. The young, reckless cyclist soon found himself lost in space for a period of four months before crash landing on the planet Gormex. He had to sell his bicycle in order to get by, but Herman ended up fitting in with Gormexian society rather well. Since the native beings of the planet didn’t have arms, he began a lucrative career in manual labor.

Of course, you may scoff at his choice, but Herman worked only as much as he desired. As the sole possessor of arms, he determined his own hours and set his price as high as he wanted. Herman quickly became the most sought after worker in all of Gormex, subsequently leading to a highly publicized nightlife. He married the top actress and they had a litter of subhumans together.

None of this would have been possible, however, if he had bought the New Balance Mesh Reflective Safety Vest and avoided being hit by that car.

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year New Balance
Brand: New Balance
Model: 52012NB

Product Features:
•    Make sure you’re seen at night
•    360° visibility
•    Breathable mesh construction
•    Velcro fasten
•    Adjustable fit
•    One size fits most

What You Get:
•    New Balance Reflective Vest