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We toasted in a hot air balloon.
Memories came rushing back as I picked up a photograph taken on my trip to South America. That was the first time I had ever gone anywhere with Bernice, a monkey. She worked with me at the Taco Bell and spoke English with amazing eloquence. She was excited to introduce me to her monkey family and friends.

When we arrived, Bernice led me into the forest and after a long hike we came across a large community of monkeys. Bernice spoke to them in monkey talk and I stood by awkwardly trying to look like I fit in; no one else spoke English. The way the conversation looked made me feel as if her family was not open-minded to a human spending time in their village. When Bernice turned back to me, I realized that was not the case.

“This isn’t my family, these monkeys have taken over their village,” Bernice said to me in a panic.

I determined quickly that we weren’t in a good situation. Thankfully, I found a crystal on the ground that enabled me to shoot down all the evil monkeys one by one. Honestly, it wasn’t that hard, but I attribute that less to my skill and more to the fact that as a human I had an inherent advantage.

After the dust settled, I looked into Bernice’s eyes and fell in love with her. The feeling was mutual and we rode away in a hot air balloon. We made a drink with the Dial-A-Drink Stainless Steel 750mL Cocktail Shaker and flew home.

“Ah memories,” I said to myself as I put down the photograph. “Or wait … did I use the cocktail shaker to make drinks AFTER or BEFORE that all happened?”

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Condition: New
Packaging: Hassle-Free
Warranty: 1 Year

Product Features:
•    Recipes inked into side
•    750mL capacity
•    Stainless steel
•    Use to make drinks
•    Please drink responsibly

What You Get:
•    Dial-A-Drink Stainless Steel 750mL Cocktail Shaker