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It's a good thing that I only need half that time!
Smoke poured in the air like an inverted oil spill. A forest of flames engulfed the crumbling tenement as the crowd watched in horror. At the front door, several workers, the fire department, the police, the National Guard and the mayor had all attempted to break in without avail. Suddenly, a man in coveralls and a jauntily tilted cap appeared. "I can get in!"

"It's too late!" Sergeant McDoubt growled. "There's no way anyone can get in, save a baby, several children, and a movie starlette and get out again before the building comes down! He'd need, well, atleast twice as much time as what we have!"

"It's a good thing, then," the mysterious man said, holding his drill driver, "that I only need half that time." Within minutes, he had unlocked the door with his incredible device. Then, easily flipping the pivot arm, he neatly extinguished most of the flames, giving those trapped inside a safe exit. Within moments of entering, he emerged with the starlette on one arm, carrying the baby with the other, and also somehow holding every single child's hand.

He and the starlette were married 8 months later, but divorced in 4 months after that citing irroncileable differences. They are currently dating to "see if something's still there."

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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Half Time


Product Features
•    Never change a bit in the middle of a job again
•    Swivel head flips & locks from drilling to driving in seconds
•    Select two different size bits, drill your pilot hole, flip the pivot arm, then drive in any screw, nut, or fastener
•    Works with your own power drill
•    As Seen on TV
•    Approximate Length: 7" (with bit)

What You Get
•    One Half Time Drill Driver
•    20 Bits and Accessories
•    Bonus Storage Case