No, not that! Anything but that!
Felicity was the last surviving member of the forgotten island of Fossegrimen in the Baltic Sea. She lived a quiet and solitary life on the tiny island, spending her days pondering the purpose and finality of her existence. She made friends with the trees and animals, but hadn't seen another human with the exception of vague memories of what must have been her parents.
On a day seemingly just like any other, Felicity was walking along the coast and saw a peculiar object approaching from the water. It turned out to be a boat operated by the Latvian military. Felicity greeted the humans cautiously, unsure of their intentions. They did the same.
“Felicity, I'm going to get straight to the point and be honest with you,” said Captain Rimants of the NAF, “we want you off this island. We're going to use this island as the grounds for a new Latvian theme park that will rival Disney World and bring glory to Latvia.”
“But I've lived here all my life, I don't want to leave.”
“Understandable, that is why we are offering you this if you leave.”
Captain Rimants pulled out the Happy Camper Two Person Tent and Felicity's eyes widened. She couldn't believe it. They knew the only thing that could take her away from the island that, until this moment, was hers. She believed to have a spiritual connection with the island.
At the same time, however, Felicity always longed to go camping with a tent. She had never seen or heard of a tent, but someone knew something like that existed and that she wanted it more than anything. Captain Rimants was offering what she had wanted more than anything else in the world. But, would she abandon her island for it?
“Can I get a ride out of here?”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Happy Camper
Product Features:
• Rain Fly
• Vented Roof
• Two Durable Metal Tipped Tent Poles
• Screen and Solid Zippered Doors
• Door Pull Backs
• Interior Pocket
• Carry Bag
• 4 Metal Stakes
• Open Dimensions: 76 x 60 x 42 inches
• Pack Dimensions: 4 x 4 x 23.5 inches
What You Get:
• Happy Camper Two-Person Tent
• Carry Bag
• (4) Metal Stakes
