I fell into a sleep; a deep, deep sleep.
My yawn was something along the lines of two minutes long, without a doubt the longest I had ever released. I lifted myself off the Home Innovations Memory Foam Comfort Body Pillow and sat up, feeling more rested than I had ever felt in my entire life.
“Whoa, he woke up!” I heard someone say. I looked around and noticed I was inside a glass box.
“Hey, what’s going on?” I asked, suddenly realizing that I was surrounded by people outside the box looking in at me.
“Um …” one person stammered. “You … you’re Sleeping Man … why are you awake?”
“What the heck? Sleeping Man? My name is John Patterson, why am I in here?”
They let me out of the glass box and explained that I had fallen asleep one day and remained so for over a hundred years. During that time I had been turned into a zoo exhibit called Sleeping Man.
“Wow …” I said to myself in disbelief. How was such a thing even possible?
“This must be hard. Is there anything we can do for you?”
“Well, now that you mention it,” I began. “I really have to use the bathroom.”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Home Innovations
Product Features:
• Complete body support
• Ultra-soft terry cover
• Memory foam molds and conforms to your body
• Pressure-sensitive
• Cover is removable and washable
• Large size: 50” x 14”
• Reduces pressure on knees and improves body alignment
• Anti-bacterial
• Non-allergenic
What You Get:
• Home Innovations Memory Foam Body Pillow
• Zip-Off Pillow Cover
