We needed him to write.
Everything was set. We had the confirmation to run the Digital Measuring Cup and Scale Combination at a great price. The product practically spoke for itself, but unfortunately the product was also illiterate and couldn’t write down anything about itself. For that, we needed the writer. I exchanged terrified looks with my coworkers as we readied ourselves to go and request a product description from him.
Opening the door to his lair, we noticed that all the lights were off and tacos were strewn everywhere. Awards for the 2011 Taco Zone Writing and Eating Tacos Challenge and the 2011 Taco Zone Strangest Affinity for Public Menaces and Quesadilla Eating Challenge were amongst the rubble.
“WHO DISTURBS MY SLUMBER?” boomed a voice, catching us all off guard.
“It is I … Aladdin,” I responded. “We need a product description for the Digital Measuring Cup and Scale Combination.”
The writer seemed to survey us before opening his mouth wide.
“TOUCH NOTHING BUT THE LAMP!”
“Uh, but we’re not looking for a lamp … we need you to write us a product description.”
The write remained still, keeping his mouth open and revealing a staircase inside it. I turned around and shrugged to the rest of the group.
“I don’t think he’s going to help us …”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Product Features:
• Digital scale inside measuring cup
• LCD display integrated into handle
• Converts 5 preset ingredients (flour, sugar, milk, water, oil) from ounces to cups
• Easy to read measurements
• Tare/add function
• Weigh and recalibration features
• Low battery warning
• Auto off
• Weighs dry ingredients and wet ingredients
• 4.4 pound weight capacity
• 30 minute countdown
• Temperature measuring
What You Get:
• Digital Measuring Cup and Scale Combination
