We were in need of a DJ.
Everyone had filed into my apartment for the party. I had spent the entire day running around making sure I had enough drinks, guacamole and Blow. I’ve found that if you’re having a party, you can never have enough copies of the movie Blow, starring Johnny Depp and Penelope Cruz. Each party I throw, I put the movie on every television in the apartment and then give each guest a copy of the film on their way out.
This time, however, I had forgotten one very key aspect of a party: music. It wasn’t until I realized the awkward chatter wasn’t exactly the ambiance I thought I would be hearing that I found that I had completely forgotten to set up some music. All seemed lost until I heard a low rumble followed by “In Da Club” by 50 Cent.
“Oh my God!” one of the guests shrieked. “It’s DJ Roomba!”
I whipped around and, lo and behold, it was DJ Roomba. An iRobot Roomba 581 Automatic Vacuum Cleaning Robot with a music played attached to the top, DJ Roomba scooted around the room, playing tunes to dance to and warming the hearts with absolutely cuteness … as much cuteness as an automatic vacuum cleaner can provide, that is … which is surprisingly kind of a lot.
“Oh, it’s even cleaning the floor!”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: iRobot
Model: Roomba 581
Product Features:
• 3-stage cleaning
• Completely automatic
• Senses dirtier areas and spends more time cleaning them
• iAdapt responsive cleaning technology
• Room-to-room navigation
• On-board scheduling with wireless command center
• Removes dirt and pet hair
• Adjusts to carpet, hardwood, tile and linoleum
• Rechargeable
What You Get:
• iRobot Roomba 581
• Wireless Command Center
• Rechargeable Battery
• Self-Charging Base
