Now even you can look great!
Take a look in the mirror, at your legs specifically. Like what you see? Didn’t think so. But don’t fret, there’s something you can do! Just invent a time machine and head forward in time 4,000 years. In that world, humanity has advanced far enough to make even the ugliest people beautiful. They’ll zap you with their beauty-ray, but not before remarking how you are from the past and parading you around so everyone can see.
At that point, you might feel compelled to stay, at least for a little while. I don’t blame you for that, either; who wouldn’t want to at least check it out? You could walk around the area and find out if they still do things like eat donuts or wear shoes. I bet they don’t wear shoes in the future.
If you can’t invent a time machine, however, you can just buy the Joan Rivers Beauty 6-Pack – the Right to Bare Legs.
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Condition: New
Packaging: Zipper Pouch
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Joan Rivers Beauty
Model: The Right to Bare Legs
Product Features:
• Turn your legs from flawed to fabulous in a flash
• Covers imperfections immediately
• Conceal bruises, spider veins, varicose veins, scars, tattoos, stretch marks, birthmarks, age spots/liver spots, blemishes, freckles/sun spots, skin discolorations
• Blends easily for perfect coverage
• Waterproof
• Sweatproof
• Smudge-proof
• Will not transfer off
• Comes off with soap and water
• Fair: for pale, alabaster skin
• Medium: for nude skin with a pink undertone
What You Get:
• (4) 3oz Corrective Cover-Up (Choice of Fair, Medium)
• (2) 6oz Moisturizer
