Over there? Oh, that …
That would be my … uh … oh, that thing? Well, that would be … um … my … door brace. Right, a door brace. People try to break into my house sometimes so I put that there to stop them from busting the door down … works great.
“That looks just like the XPowerGym 3000 Total Upper Body Workout Multifunction Bar.”
Does it? Wow, interesting! I’ve never seen one so I can’t really comment.
“But that thing is the XPowerGym 3000. Did you buy that and never use it?”
Of course not! Why would I do that? I don’t have time for working out, why would I buy something like that?
“Were you going to do P90X?”
Nope! Definitely not! I’ve never heard of that before! I don’t know what it is!
“Why are you sweating so much?”
It’s hot in here!
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: XPowerGym
Product Features:
• Mounts easily to any doorframe
• Custom design
• 12 grip positions
• Perfect tool for chin-ups and pull-ups
• Also good as push-up bar
• Builds multiple muscle groups
• Heavy-gauge steel
• Holds up to 300 lbs
• Professional-grade foam-covered handles
• Quick and easy assembly
• Fits doorways up to 40”
What You Get:
• XPowerGym 3000 Multifunction Chin-Up Bar
• Tape Measurer




