She just couldn’t understand.
If Linsday was given the choice between a billion dollars and curls, Lindsay would pick curls. Certainly, she could get curls if she had a billion dollars, but Lindsay wasn’t the brightest bulb in the box.
Of course, if she was going to curl her hair, Lindsay wanted to make sure that it would be styled 3 times faster and stay curled 3 times longer. I mean, if you can’t do that, what’s the point? That was Lindsay’s thinking when she asked her friend for advice.
“Just get the Topstyler Heated Ceramic Styling Shells, they style 3 times faster and last 3 times longer,” her friend told her over the phone.
“You mean to tell me that they style 3 times faster and stay intact 3 times longer?”
“Yes … that’s exactly what I just told you …”
While at the store, however, Lindsay was confused and bought stuffed shells instead. She prepared them in a tomato sauce and cooked them excellently. Despite it being incredibly hot and messy, Lindsay was able to withstand it and hold the pasta in her hair. When it came time to remove them, she was horrified.
“This doesn’t last 3 times longer at all!”
Then the supermarket got their strangest phone call ever.
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Instyler
Model: TSR-1000
Product Features:
• Curls last 3X longer
• Styles 3X faster
• No damage to hair
• Rapid heat-up
• Solid ceramic tourmaline
• Create amazing curls of any size
• Auto-safety shut-off
• Includes zip-up travel case with storage compartment
What You Get:
• (10) Large Shells
• (5) Regular Shells
• 4-in-1 EZ Wrap Styling Wand
• Instructional Styling Guide
• Instructional DVD
• Travel Case
