I’m not sure if I can do this.
The three of them were sitting in the airplane together, and they were all nervous. John looked to his left and saw both a mattress and the Fine Deluxe Hotel 300TC Sheets.
“I don’t know if I can do this,” John said.
“Oh come on, John,” said the mattress. “It’ll be fine.”
“We’ll all go together,” the sheets added.
John reluctantly agreed and they got ready for their skydiving adventure.
“I’m sorry, but I can’t let you jump,” said the skydiving attendant.
“Why not?”
“Because you seem to be hallucinating that a mattress and set of sheets are hanging out with you and I’m not supposed to let mentally deranged people jump.”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Product Features:
• 300 thread count
• 100% cotton
• Sateen weave for extra comfort
• Deep pockets
• Luxurious
• Heavyweight cotton
• Includes fitted sheet, flat sheet and 2 pillowcases
What You Get:
• Fine Deluxe Hotel 300TC Sheets (Choice of King, Queen; White, Beige, Sage, Coffee, Silver, Light Blue)
