Never in my life have I needed coffee this bad.
Sunday, November 4th, 2012. It has been 7 days since I last had coffee … and not by choice. I feel extremely weak, sleepy and irritable. I’ve burned bridges that I really shouldn’t have. I’m not sure when the next time I can talk to my father, mother, sister, brother, grandmother, friend, neighbor and landlord again. Well, I guess I’ll still talk to my landlord … he still wants my rent.
You see, my coffee maker has been destroyed. A soulless demon of a person came and smashed it repeatedly over the floor. He then proceeded to read a book, which I found incredibly inappropriate given what he had just done to me. He left that night while I was sleeping and I haven’t been the same since.
I have a strange green discoloration on my right index finger. I am not sure if this is related or not.
A formal request for a Cuisinart DCC-3000 Coffee-on-Demand 12-Cup Programmable Coffeemaker has been put in, but those things take weeks to be realized sometimes. Until then, I fear for my own well-being.
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Condition: Factory Recertified
Packaging: Box
Warranty: 90 Day
Brand: Cuisinart
Model: DCC-3000
Product Features:
• Brews 12 cups of coffee and distributes on demand
• Meter displays how many cups are left
• Removable water reservoir
• Drip tray plate
• Reservoir is doubled-walled to keep coffee hot for hours
• LCD clock display
• Self-cleaning system
• 1-4 cup setting for smaller batches of coffee
• Dispensing lever distributes coffee
• Showerhead distributes water evenly over coffee
• Power loss back-up system
• Charcoal water filter
• BPA free
• Easy to use control panel
What You Get:
• Cuisinart DCC-3000 Coffee-on-Demand Coffeemaker
