Who disturbs my slumber?
The cave towered above the two travelers, sending them cowering back a few paces. It was in the shape of a tiger’s head and made completely of sand. To say that the cave was intimidating would be like saying the 1992 USA Basketball Dream Team was “good”.
“Who disturbs my slumber?” the cave roared.
“It is I, Patrick!” said a man who was not named Patrick.
“Where are my Plazatex Embroidered Brushed Microfiber Sheets?”
“Umm … they’re over there,” the man replied.
“Good. I will sleep now.”
“What?”
“Go away; some guy took the lamp out of here 20 years ago.”
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Condition: New
Packaging: Retail
Warranty: 1 Year
Brand: Plazatex
Product Features:
• Embroidered design
• Brushed microfiber
• Luxuriously soft
• Durable
• Machine washable
• Wrinkle-resistant
• Includes flat sheet, fitted sheet and 2 pillowcases (1 for twin)
What You Get:
• Plazatex Embroidered Brushed Microfiber Sheet Set (Choice of King, Queen, Full, Twin; Burgundy, Ivory, Taupe, Chocolate, White, Sage, Light Blue, Seascape, Sand, Mocha, Gold, Plum)
