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Wait! Don't touch that door knob! I need to wipe it down first. Do you have any idea how many germs are crawling all over that thing. I know I just wiped it down twenty minutes ago but do you have any idea how fast germs spread? They multiply at least every twenty minutes, and the mailman breathed in the direction of the doorknob not even twenty minutes and twenty seconds ago. Do you really want mailman breath germs all over you? I didn't think so.

Now, when you walk in please be sure to take your shoes off and wipe the bottoms of them before you place them on the floor. Oh, don't look at me like I'm crazy. What would happen if you stepped in dog poop last week and still had some of the germs lingering on the bottom of your sole? I can't have dog poop germs sitting near my front door. That would be disastrous.

And when you wash your hands for the sixth time before dinner, please be sure that you don't touch anything until I have done a thorough microscopic inspection of your finger tips. Seriously, you may thing that I'm OCD but I promise you I heard this story about this girl who knew this boy, whose Grandmother died because she ate with hands covered in this rare horrible germ that made her heart stop. Medical professionals said it was a heart attack, but I know that with the thousands of germs just on the palms of our hands it had to be one rare one that no one was able to identify.

When we're finished eating, I'll show you the bathroom and bedroom that you will be using. Obviously, you're not going to take a shower without lining the tub first – there's nothing germy than all the bacteria that pours off your body in the shower- , and just incinerate the towel that you use. Oh, and before you put your toothbrush in the toothbrush holder you must, must, MUST sanitize it in the toothbrush sanitizer on the counter. I don't care how crazy you think I am, but I do not want the E. Coli, Streptococcus, and Salmonella that are growing all over your toothbrush to be crawling all over my bathroom counter. Bathrooms are one of my germiest fears after public parks and subways, and I don't want to have to resort back to using my germ suit every time I need to pee.

Well, I hope you enjoy your stay and if you have any questions please feel free to ask. Oh, not before you cover your mouth with the surgical mask that I gave you, that is.

Product Feature:
This toothbrush sanitizer kills 99% of E Coli, Streptococcus and Salmonella germs in just eight minutes.
Effective UV lamp never needs replacing.
Operates with an AC adapter, so no need for any battery hassle.
Safe enough for children to use.

What You Get:
Sunbeam Counter Top Toothbrush Sanitizer

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1 Year Warranty